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With a magazine about tech, music, and culture that’s run in part by a man who makes his living programming the computer boxes, one would think we’d have been at South By Southwest. You’d be wrong however. SXSW is in Texas, which is somewhere we really, really don’t like to go. Instead, I’ve made a collection of the best things Twitterized from #SXSW.

@GreeterDan I went out of town to #sxsw and while I was gone, my video store went out of business! Argh! And I wanted to rent Dead Poets Society.

@cdarienzo SXSW= Awesome Facial Hair Explosion.

@connerpavone those who attended sxsw, @kylepavone didnt truly have a boner on stage, he was wearing those optical illusion pants…

@andrewraff Ahh, St. Patrick’s Day, when Twitter shifts over from SXSW Interactive to full-on SXSW Music tweets. And people vomit green beer.

@CTK1SXSW Interactive’ can be summed up as a blood sucking orgy of unsocial creeps who would stab you in a 2nd if there was a job in it.

@TheShagbots Chipped teeth, cigarette burns, collapsed arches, and full on molestation. #SxSW you are a dream come true.

@mspark i just drank the sweat of a thousand hipsters. #vomit #sxsw

@mattkohn Didnt know what to expect from Margaret Cho. After the second song about how much she loved dick we had to leave. #sxsw

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